After all these years there’s still no greater thrill in life than running from the cops with your significant other.

City Ninja #6: Running from the Cops, uploaded by Surge Bucket Media.

Original photo: istockphoto.

Who said cheaters never “win”?

City Ninja #5: Baseball Cheaters, uploaded by Surge Bucket Media.

Original photo: istockphoto.

And he told me that he loved me for my personality and good looks! My mom was right about that scumbag only wanting a “Sugar Momma”!

City Ninja #4: Sugar Momma, uploaded by Surge Bucket Media.

Original photo: istockphoto.

Life is too short for commitments. Leave your options open and run with the wind.

City Ninja #3: Life is too Short, uploaded by Surge Bucket Media.

Original photo: istockphoto.

Even a broken compass is right on occasion.

City Ninja #2: Broken Compass, uploaded by Surge Bucket Media.
Original photo: istockphoto.

Ellen and Edith vonTootsalot enjoy a nice summer afternoon swinging in the shade while shooting the breeze and breaking wind.

City Ninja #1: Ellen and Edith vonTootsalot, uploaded by Surge Bucket Media.
Original photo: www.flickr.com/photos/george_eastman_house/3334091364/.

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