Congratulations son! Now you can sit on the couch all day watching soap operas with your old man.

City Ninja #10: Unemployed College Graduate.

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Light one up for “National Health Care” because the government will pay for our medical bills later on! WOO-HOO!!!

City Ninja #9: National Health Care.

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Humans, it’s what’s for dinner.

That one to the left on the end looks pretty tasty!

City Ninja #8: Destroy The World.

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The world has to be destroyed some time. Do your part today!

City Ninja #7: Destroy The World.

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After all these years there’s still no greater thrill in life than running from the cops with your significant other.

City Ninja #6: Running from the Cops, uploaded by Surge Bucket Media.

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Who said cheaters never “win”?

City Ninja #5: Baseball Cheaters, uploaded by Surge Bucket Media.

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And he told me that he loved me for my personality and good looks! My mom was right about that scumbag only wanting a “Sugar Momma”!

City Ninja #4: Sugar Momma, uploaded by Surge Bucket Media.

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Life is too short for commitments. Leave your options open and run with the wind.

City Ninja #3: Life is too Short, uploaded by Surge Bucket Media.

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Even a broken compass is right on occasion.

City Ninja #2: Broken Compass, uploaded by Surge Bucket Media.
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